Biotech Sucks

A HUGE biotech conference is coming to Philly in June, to push their scientific mastery of the human race on us. Either join the resistance at biodev.org, or start learnin' the theme song:

My DNA
(to the tune of "Y.M.C.A." by Belolo Henri, Morali Jacques & Willis Victor
Edward)

Young man, come and choose a career.
I said young man, why there's nothing to fear.
I said young man, you can come study here
in the finest laboratory.

Genomes - we are mapping them now.
We do farming - look, we just cloned a cow.
We keep secrets - and we won't tell you how
all our work is bought and paid for.

(Chorus)
I've got the patent so it's my DNA
If they've got money, they can buy DNA
Since we're footing the bill, we can keep what we kill
Cause that's the American Way!

I own your research so it's my DNA
If you don't like it, you've got nothing to say.
We're enriching ourselves while we're stocking your shelves.
Cause that's the American Way!

Research - Look, a rabbit with wings!
We do research - and a lemon that sings!
So much research - There are so many things
we can modify in nature.

Markets - what it's really about,
Our investors - why we're rushing things out
To the public - whom we cannot let doubt
that our goods are good for them.

(Chorus)

My DNA...
My DNA...

Lyrics by Felonius Ax
(aka Clifford J. Tasner)